"A poem begins with a lump in the throat."
- Robert Frost (via joshpeck)

oreimo:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

I’m so glad my professor gives breaks in my class because the girl I’m sitting next to smells like thawing minced beef and if I hadn’t gotten some fresh air I would have choked to death

Fuck her raise ur hand tell professor u can’t learn shit the beef smell fukin up ya cranium brainal vertex cords roast her in front the whole class

sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

wifibox:

highlight of my day

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moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

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